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[jc_superstar]

I shall remain ever hopeful, but will keep breathing in the process.

[patrianarchy]

Why are you so poetic when you're being mean to me?

[jc_superstar]

I have to master my gentleman's skills somewhere!

[patrianarchy]

You should be using that poetry to woo somebody!

[jc_superstar]

How do you know I'm not already?

[patrianarchy]

TELL ME EVERYTHING

[jc_superstar]

I'm not telling you squat!

Its private.

[patrianarchy]

JIANG CHENG I CAN AND WILL ANNOY THIS INFORMATION OUT OF YOU, DON'T TEST ME

[jc_superstar]

There is no test. I'm not saying.

[patrianarchy]

Come ooooon, you HAVE to tell me, you can't keep something like this from me!

[jc_superstar]

I am not telling you! I don't want to screw it up. There's already talk of courtship.

[patrianarchy]

How can you think telling me would screw it up??? How will you do this without my help??????? DIDI!!!

[jc_superstar]

Because you're Wei Wuxian! I got this far, you know! We meet monthly.

[patrianarchy]

you DO? How have I never heard about this before? I don't know whether to be horrified or impressed!

[jc_superstar]

You haven't heard of this because you've been busy drinking and palming your beloved's dick.

[patrianarchy]

I HAVE been doing a lot of both those things. But still!!! You should have told me sooner!!! Who is it? You know I'm going to find out anyway you can't keep this secret forever

[jc_superstar]

I think I would like to cherish this myself for a little while longer. If the courtship goes well, then you'll find out at the wedding.

[graceandguqin]

[His kisses trail down Wuxian's jaw to the soft, warm skin along his neck. His hands ran back down his partner's sides and at his hips tugged the other man's long undershirt up.

Lan Zhan used to wear as much as six layers underneath his robes, maintaining the highest standards of modesty and if they were in public, he would still have a layer or more than necessary. At home and knowing he'd be calling his lover home before long, the fabric spilled open to reveal he had only been wearing his silk trousers underneath.]

[patrianarchy]

THERE IS NO WAY I AM FINDING OUT WHO MY BROTHER IS MARRYING AT THE WEDDING, JIANG CHENG YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

[jc_superstar]

Oh, my Ge-ge... Why can't I?

[patrianarchy]

Because it's a horrible, horrible torture and I've been through enough?

[jc_superstar]

Enough what? I just saved you from the tedious task of finding me a partner! I should be congratulated.

[patrianarchy]

I need to know that they're suitable!!! You don't want me dramatically trying to stop your wedding because I think they're not, right?

[patrianarchy]

[Another grin at the realisation that Lan Zhan is wearing fewer layers - as fun as it could be, sometimes, peeling off each layer and teasing them both with the anticipation, he's too eager to waste much time now, so he's quick to start pushing the fabric aside so he can slide his hands beneath, unerringly seeking skin.

He finally breaks away from the kiss, panting and breathless and unable to keep the smile from his face, warm hands sliding over firm abs

This doesn't feel much like punishment, Lan Zhan, this feels like a reward...

[His voice is teasing, of course]

[graceandguqin]

[His lips go still against Wei Ying's neck at the reminder. He'd gotten so caught up in the moment, he'd forgotten to be devious. There was a reason, that was Wuxian's specialty and not his own.

However, he smirked, warming to the idea of a new game..]

And if I stopped now?

[Spoiler: There's no way he was really stopping.]