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[patrianarchy]

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[jc_superstar]

One should always prepare for the consequences on the assumption that one would get caught.

[patrianarchy]

That's... that's actually really smart didi

[jc_superstar]

Yes. I have had many reasons to agree with it.

[patrianarchy]

I suppose I don't usually think far enough ahead for that

[Self awareness? From Wei Ying? Will wonders never cease]

[jc_superstar]

[ Any day, and dogs and cats will cohabitate. ]

Usually, no. Small steps are better than none.

[patrianarchy]

Alright, next time I have an idea, I will try and consider the consequences if it goes wrong

[he won't, obviously, but he thinks he will right now]

[jc_superstar]

I shall remain ever hopeful, but will keep breathing in the process.

[patrianarchy]

Why are you so poetic when you're being mean to me?

[jc_superstar]

I have to master my gentleman's skills somewhere!

[patrianarchy]

You should be using that poetry to woo somebody!

[jc_superstar]

How do you know I'm not already?

[patrianarchy]

TELL ME EVERYTHING

[jc_superstar]

I'm not telling you squat!

Its private.

[patrianarchy]

JIANG CHENG I CAN AND WILL ANNOY THIS INFORMATION OUT OF YOU, DON'T TEST ME

[jc_superstar]

There is no test. I'm not saying.

[patrianarchy]

Come ooooon, you HAVE to tell me, you can't keep something like this from me!

[jc_superstar]

I am not telling you! I don't want to screw it up. There's already talk of courtship.

[patrianarchy]

How can you think telling me would screw it up??? How will you do this without my help??????? DIDI!!!

[jc_superstar]

Because you're Wei Wuxian! I got this far, you know! We meet monthly.

[patrianarchy]

you DO? How have I never heard about this before? I don't know whether to be horrified or impressed!

[jc_superstar]

You haven't heard of this because you've been busy drinking and palming your beloved's dick.

[patrianarchy]

I HAVE been doing a lot of both those things. But still!!! You should have told me sooner!!! Who is it? You know I'm going to find out anyway you can't keep this secret forever

[jc_superstar]

I think I would like to cherish this myself for a little while longer. If the courtship goes well, then you'll find out at the wedding.

[patrianarchy]

THERE IS NO WAY I AM FINDING OUT WHO MY BROTHER IS MARRYING AT THE WEDDING, JIANG CHENG YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

[jc_superstar]

Oh, my Ge-ge... Why can't I?