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[patrianarchy]

you DO? How have I never heard about this before? I don't know whether to be horrified or impressed!

[jc_superstar]

You haven't heard of this because you've been busy drinking and palming your beloved's dick.

[patrianarchy]

I HAVE been doing a lot of both those things. But still!!! You should have told me sooner!!! Who is it? You know I'm going to find out anyway you can't keep this secret forever

[jc_superstar]

I think I would like to cherish this myself for a little while longer. If the courtship goes well, then you'll find out at the wedding.

[patrianarchy]

THERE IS NO WAY I AM FINDING OUT WHO MY BROTHER IS MARRYING AT THE WEDDING, JIANG CHENG YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

[jc_superstar]

Oh, my Ge-ge... Why can't I?

[patrianarchy]

Because it's a horrible, horrible torture and I've been through enough?

[jc_superstar]

Enough what? I just saved you from the tedious task of finding me a partner! I should be congratulated.

[patrianarchy]

I need to know that they're suitable!!! You don't want me dramatically trying to stop your wedding because I think they're not, right?

[jc_superstar]

Why do you need to know if they're suitable or not? I followed my requirement list, that's all that needs to happen!

[patrianarchy]

You picked them with a list??? How are you so unromantic!?

[jc_superstar]

[ Oh, if you only knew the whole story.]

Because I have to perfect my poetry trying to keep you in line.

[patrianarchy]

Jiang Cheng, why won't you just tell me who it is?

[jc_superstar]

Can't I have something for myself for a little while longer?

[patrianarchy]

[Right in the feels]

Fine, fine, but I better find out BEFORE the wedding!!!

[jc_superstar]

Of course you will!

[The morning of should suffice!]

[patrianarchy]

I will only remain patient for so long

[So you've got maybe a week before he starts bugging you again. Unless you can distract him with something else]