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[patrianarchy]

It's okay, I'll find you someone better

[jc_superstar]

Stop fixing things that aren't broken.

[ too embarrassing!]

[patrianarchy]

You deserve to have somebody at your side, didi

[jc_superstar]

[That earns him an offline snort. The guy who was supposed to be in his second tells him the obvious.]

Indeed. And I suppose you're the one to pick the perfect person for that task, mm?

[patrianarchy]

Obviously, I'm far more experienced and better at this than you

[It's 1-0 to him, that counts as more experienced right?]

[jc_superstar]

Just like everything else.

[ You mean after the rest of the world basically had to knock that obvious thing into Wuxian's head with a clue by four? ...sure. ]

[patrianarchy]

If you think that's true why don't you listen to me more?

[Shhhh, it still counts]

[jc_superstar]

Because most of your ideas are still terrible and get everyone into trouble.

[And Wuxian is still too busy to hang around as often. ]

[patrianarchy]

only sometimes!

[jc_superstar]

Only sometimes they're mostly bad ideas?

[patrianarchy]

Ah, exactly! Some of the time the idea is mostly bad, but even then it's never completely bad!

[jc_superstar]

I'll keep that in mind the next time you get 300 lashes.

[patrianarchy]

Ah, but in those instances it's not the idea that's the problem it's the getting caught

[jc_superstar]

One should always prepare for the consequences on the assumption that one would get caught.

[patrianarchy]

That's... that's actually really smart didi

[jc_superstar]

Yes. I have had many reasons to agree with it.

[patrianarchy]

I suppose I don't usually think far enough ahead for that

[Self awareness? From Wei Ying? Will wonders never cease]

[jc_superstar]

[ Any day, and dogs and cats will cohabitate. ]

Usually, no. Small steps are better than none.

[patrianarchy]

Alright, next time I have an idea, I will try and consider the consequences if it goes wrong

[he won't, obviously, but he thinks he will right now]

[jc_superstar]

I shall remain ever hopeful, but will keep breathing in the process.

[patrianarchy]

Why are you so poetic when you're being mean to me?

[jc_superstar]

I have to master my gentleman's skills somewhere!

[patrianarchy]

You should be using that poetry to woo somebody!

[jc_superstar]

How do you know I'm not already?

[patrianarchy]

TELL ME EVERYTHING