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[patrianarchy]

only sometimes!

[jc_superstar]

Only sometimes they're mostly bad ideas?

[patrianarchy]

Ah, exactly! Some of the time the idea is mostly bad, but even then it's never completely bad!

[jc_superstar]

I'll keep that in mind the next time you get 300 lashes.

[patrianarchy]

Ah, but in those instances it's not the idea that's the problem it's the getting caught

[jc_superstar]

One should always prepare for the consequences on the assumption that one would get caught.

[patrianarchy]

That's... that's actually really smart didi

[jc_superstar]

Yes. I have had many reasons to agree with it.

[patrianarchy]

I suppose I don't usually think far enough ahead for that

[Self awareness? From Wei Ying? Will wonders never cease]

[jc_superstar]

[ Any day, and dogs and cats will cohabitate. ]

Usually, no. Small steps are better than none.

[patrianarchy]

Alright, next time I have an idea, I will try and consider the consequences if it goes wrong

[he won't, obviously, but he thinks he will right now]

[jc_superstar]

I shall remain ever hopeful, but will keep breathing in the process.

[patrianarchy]

Why are you so poetic when you're being mean to me?

[jc_superstar]

I have to master my gentleman's skills somewhere!

[patrianarchy]

You should be using that poetry to woo somebody!

[jc_superstar]

How do you know I'm not already?

[patrianarchy]

TELL ME EVERYTHING

[jc_superstar]

I'm not telling you squat!

Its private.

[patrianarchy]

JIANG CHENG I CAN AND WILL ANNOY THIS INFORMATION OUT OF YOU, DON'T TEST ME

[jc_superstar]

There is no test. I'm not saying.

[patrianarchy]

Come ooooon, you HAVE to tell me, you can't keep something like this from me!

[jc_superstar]

I am not telling you! I don't want to screw it up. There's already talk of courtship.

[patrianarchy]

How can you think telling me would screw it up??? How will you do this without my help??????? DIDI!!!

[jc_superstar]

Because you're Wei Wuxian! I got this far, you know! We meet monthly.

[patrianarchy]

you DO? How have I never heard about this before? I don't know whether to be horrified or impressed!