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[patrianarchy]

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[jc_superstar]

Wonderful. Congratulations.

You're not keeping the chickens here.

[patrianarchy]

You don't sound very happy for me, didi

[jc_superstar]

No one has come to me about a wedding.

[patrianarchy]

I don't think we're there yet

[jc_superstar]

Ugh. So proper, Wei Wuxian.

[patrianarchy]

I had his dick in my hand, Jiang Cheng, I'm not that proper

[jc_superstar]

You are disgusting. Stop with the details.

[patrianarchy]

I promise if you ever get laid you can tell me the details

[jc_superstar]

I am not telling you shit!

At this point, it won't be anything you don't already know.

[patrianarchy]

Do you even have your eye on anyone or are you still just pining over Wen Qing?

[jc_superstar]

I'm not pining.

I have a sect to run, Wuxian. There is no room for pining.

[patrianarchy]

Oh that's a yes then

[jc_superstar]

[ Silence cause he's just rolling his eyes and making gestures. ]

[patrianarchy]

It's okay, I'll find you someone better

[jc_superstar]

Stop fixing things that aren't broken.

[ too embarrassing!]

[patrianarchy]

You deserve to have somebody at your side, didi

[jc_superstar]

[That earns him an offline snort. The guy who was supposed to be in his second tells him the obvious.]

Indeed. And I suppose you're the one to pick the perfect person for that task, mm?

[patrianarchy]

Obviously, I'm far more experienced and better at this than you

[It's 1-0 to him, that counts as more experienced right?]

[jc_superstar]

Just like everything else.

[ You mean after the rest of the world basically had to knock that obvious thing into Wuxian's head with a clue by four? ...sure. ]

[patrianarchy]

If you think that's true why don't you listen to me more?

[Shhhh, it still counts]

[jc_superstar]

Because most of your ideas are still terrible and get everyone into trouble.

[And Wuxian is still too busy to hang around as often. ]

[patrianarchy]

only sometimes!

[jc_superstar]

Only sometimes they're mostly bad ideas?

[patrianarchy]

Ah, exactly! Some of the time the idea is mostly bad, but even then it's never completely bad!

[jc_superstar]

I'll keep that in mind the next time you get 300 lashes.